How come I never find anything like this out in the Woods ? (Rated R or at least PG)

Bottlecapbill

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Limitool

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Perhaps chesty blondes are half cent a dozen on the internet, but they're exceedingly rare in the woods! :happysmiley:

Not here in Middle TN. Hell I can go back into "no man's land" behind my home and all I see are chesty blondes, barely dressed girls and wild women. It's a pure hell trying to MD in this area without be assaulted. It just goes with the territory around here. I'm seeing a therapist now weekly but I'm still finding horseshoes and chain links... IT'S WORTH IT!!!!!!!!! :laughing7:
 

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Rustynailsandscrews

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Not here in Middle TN. Hell I can go back into "no man's land" behind my home and all I see are chesty blondes, barely dressed girls and wild women. It's a pure hell trying to MD in this area without be assaulted. It just goes with the territory around here. I'm seeing a therapist now weekly but I'm still finding horseshoes and chain links... IT'S WORTH IT!!!!!!!!! :laughing7:

Yep, know all about them. I'm originally from the smokys Mountains on the NC side. We called them ridge runners. They were lots of fun until someone gets a bun in the oven and you end up paying child support. Fine hounds come out of Tenn. My current hound comes from the Newport,Tenn area. The finest Blueticks seem to come from that area.
 

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Not here in Middle TN. Hell I can go back into "no man's land" behind my home and all I see are chesty blondes, barely dressed girls and wild women. It's a pure hell trying to MD in this area without be assaulted. It just goes with the territory around here. I'm seeing a therapist now weekly but I'm still finding horseshoes and chain links... IT'S WORTH IT!!!!!!!!! :laughing7:

If the woods behind your house are full of chesty blondes, that's not "no man's land", that's every man's dream!

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FreeBirdTim

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If you walk around detecting in nothing but a jock strap and Uggs boots ...I'm certain that would up your view count!

Back in the old days, I used to have a pair of shorts similar to what Britt wears. But I don't think breaking them out again will up my subscribers! LOL!

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Chug And Red

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I swear I was Not Looking at Porn, Chug Weight until reds See this One Chug
 

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I can tell you why, your too busy looking at the ground instead of whats around you. Besides she see you with those dorky headphones on and runs the other way. They are out there just look up once awhile.
I look up all the time at the beach, I try not to, but I just to make sure my vision is still working:icon_thumleft:
 

wingmaster

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She could get a lot more depth if she kept the coil closer to the ground.
 

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Limitool

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If the woods behind your house are full of chesty blondes, that's not "no man's land", that's every man's dream!

:tongue3:

And it's mine all MINE! Don't wake me up any more either.... Your ruining everything! :laughing7:
 

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zombie

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If my wife ever thought that my new hobby would involve me running into her in the woods, this would quickly become my old hobby...
 

The Dirt Pirate

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That's just pandering for views. Take a well built female dress her as scantily as possible and put a metal detector in her hand and boom thousands of men will watch.
 

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I prefer Relic Recoverist on Youtube..beautiful and knows how to detect!
 

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