How did that get there?

[bakergeol]

Story from Houston Medical Center

A man went to the hospital to have his wedding ring cut off from his hoohoo.

According to the Nurse attending, the patient's girlfriend found the ring in his pants pocket and she got so mad at him, she used petroleum jelly to slip the ring on his " hoohoo " while he was asleep.

I don't know what's worse:

1) Having your girlfriend find out you're married.
2) Explaining to your wife how your wedding ring got on your " hoohoo " .
3) Or finding out your " hoohoo " fits through your wedding ring.

 

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[mamabear]

that's a good one! emailed it to friends. thanx for making me laugh!