Ray S ECenFL
Silver Member
HOW TO CALL THE POLICE WHEN YOU'RE OLD AND DON'T MOVE
FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi , was going up to
bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden
shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?'
He said 'No.' Then they said 'All patrols were busy. You
should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when one is available.'
George said, 'Okay.' He hung up the phone and counted
to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to
worry about them now because I just shot them.' and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the
Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people!
FAST ANYMORE.
George Phillips of Meridian , Mississippi , was going up to
bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light on in the garden
shed, which she could see from the bedroom window. George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there were people in the shed
stealing things.
He phoned the police, who asked 'Is someone in your house?'
He said 'No.' Then they said 'All patrols were busy. You
should lock your
doors and an officer will be along when one is available.'
George said, 'Okay.' He hung up the phone and counted
to 30. Then he phoned the police again.
'Hello, I just called you a few seconds ago because there
were people stealing things from my shed. Well, you don't have to
worry about them now because I just shot them.' and he hung up.
Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team, a Helicopter, two Fire
Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance showed up at the
Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed. One of the
Policemen said to George, 'I thought you said that you'd shot them!'
George said, 'I thought you said there was nobody available!'
I LOVE IT! Don't mess with old people!
