How to permanently embarrass yourself!

[fyrffytr1]

Not medical related but it was the most embarrassing event in my life. I had just gone through a divorce and was feeling really low so I decided to get dressed and go to the mall (they were popular in the late 70s). Anyway, I get out of my truck at Sears and walk into the store. A young lady looked at me and broke out in a big smile. That lifted my spirits and I started walking through the mall. Almost everyone I met grinned at me. I was really feeling good and even stopped to check myself out in a store mirror halfway through the mall. That is when I realized why everyone was smiling and grinning. Not only were my pants unzipped but my shirt tail was sticking out of the gap!

 

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[Truth]

Smokey that’s child’s play you should’ve seen me when I use to drink.

 

[smokeythecat]

NO REHAB. Just waiting. I'm not to do any bungee jumping, Formula 500 car racing, sky diving, white water rapid shooting, or such for 4 weeks. I hardly even need a Tylenol now, just have to remember NOT to put on the Superwoman cape and go for it! BORING.

 

[namxat]

"Anesthesiologist was very nice. Kinda hyper. Really high up the food chain at this hospital. "

So what is outrageous or embarrasing? Plus he is a doctor, that would supplement the family income nicely.

Just shows you have some taste.


Greets Namxat

 

[smokeythecat]

Namxat, well put, everybody I've told has laughed their rears off, including his secretary who I talked to yesterday.

 

[devldog]

That had to have been like one of those Freeze Frame Merril Lunch commercials. Lol

Not medical related but it was the most embarrassing event in my life. I had just gone through a divorce and was feeling really low so I decided to get dressed and go to the mall (they were popular in the late 70s). Anyway, I get out of my truck at Sears and walk into the store. A young lady looked at me and broke out in a big smile. That lifted my spirits and I started walking through the mall. Almost everyone I met grinned at me. I was really feeling good and even stopped to check myself out in a store mirror halfway through the mall. That is when I realized why everyone was smiling and grinning. Not only were my pants unzipped but my shirt tail was sticking out of the gap!

 

[devldog]

I'm going to the Gettysburg show Saturday, if the world doesn't melt in the meantime. In the 90's here today.

That should be a great show. If you get a chance, pic's please.

 

[smokeythecat]

Devldog, I'll try to remember but most of those folks don't like people taking pictures of them or their stuff due to security.

 

[SD51]

Sorry if this offends, but you did ask the question...

When I awoke from my first Colonoscopy, my wife was standing there next to a nurse. The nurse proceeded to explain to me that I will be in quite a bit of internal discomfort and I should go ahead and relieve the internal pressure when I feel the urge. I explain that you might not want to be in here when that happens...

 

[Megalodon]

Sssooooo...I had surgery on the 17th. My daughter said knowing me, I would say something outrageous going under anesthesia.

Weeelll....I got the two week checkup and the surgeon revealed I asked the anesthesiologist to marry me as I started to go under.

Won't live that one down, ever. Ever. OMG.

Good thing you didn't tell anyone! LOL

I heard anesthesiologists bury their gold in their yards.

 

[Megalodon]

Have you ever had a colonoscopy with no sedative? I have and why does he need 3 young nurses in the room?

My doc was being careful about my excess bleeding after my first bout of kidney stones, so he ordered a cystoscopy (tube run up to bladder with camera). No sedative is apparently standard for that but there was also a pretty young nurse in the room and I was terrified the doc would tell her "here, hold this..." They can put a camera anywhere nowadays.