How to tell the sex of a fly

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How to Tell the S e x of a Fly

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A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.

"What are you doing?" She asked.!

"Hunting Flies" He responded.

"Oh. Killing any?" She asked.

"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.

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Intrigued, she asked.
"How can you tell them apart?"

He responded,
"3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

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I once knew a gal that was deathly afraid of flies...till she opened one....:laughing7:
 

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Remember the Senior English Class in HS...at times each student had to stand in front of the class and read, recite, or lead a discussion on a topic...

Anyways, a male classmate (a typical nerd) had the standup duty one day...and while he was reading, everyone's eyes focused on his fly...you could see he was getting nervous when someone gave him the hand signal to zip up...

A book was dropped. Two hands shot southward for the Mason-Dixie line. A face turned crimson red...and a body flew thru the classroom door, while calling everybody in general, the southend orifice of a northbound donkey...

This was just another typical day in Dairy Valley...
 

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