Jeffro
Silver Member
So this frog goes down to his bank to get a second mortgage on his lillypad and as he steps in asks to speak with the loan officer, Mrs. Patricia Wack.
The first thing she asks, of course, is "Do you have any collateral? We can't issue a second without it you know..."
So he whips out this little snowglobe and says "There, that should do it"
"What? Are you crazy? I can't possibly give away that kind of money for some little snowglobe! Surely you must have something else to put up?"
The frog says "Well, they've done it for me before here, I dunno what the problem is... let me speak to your manager."
So the manager hears the story and says "Go ahead"
The bank rep is obviously stunned and says "Why would we possibly approve this? This is nuts!"
The manager says-
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan!"
The first thing she asks, of course, is "Do you have any collateral? We can't issue a second without it you know..."
So he whips out this little snowglobe and says "There, that should do it"
"What? Are you crazy? I can't possibly give away that kind of money for some little snowglobe! Surely you must have something else to put up?"
The frog says "Well, they've done it for me before here, I dunno what the problem is... let me speak to your manager."
So the manager hears the story and says "Go ahead"
The bank rep is obviously stunned and says "Why would we possibly approve this? This is nuts!"
The manager says-
"It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack, give the frog a loan!"
