Its no joke

[spartacus53]

It's no joke

The one thing everyone does at the same time is grow older. Although some may think the cartoon is nothing more than a joke, it's actually closer to reality than you think.

That's right, eat healthy, exercise, don't smoke, do everything healthy and you'll still be up the creek without a paddle and die anyway. Maybe 1 in a 1000 will have good luck with old age, but most won't, so party on

Besides, chances are even if you're healthy, getting hit by a bus might just take you out.

 

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[FarmerChick]

hmm..yea there is a point there LOL

 

[onfire]

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[FONT=&quot]Eight thoughts to ponder[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

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Number 8[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Life is sexually transmitted.[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]Number 7[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]Number 6[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Men have two emotions, Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]Number 5[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks, months, maybe years.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Number 4[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.[/FONT]

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[FONT=&quot]Number 3[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Number 2[/FONT][FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.[/FONT]
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[FONT=&quot]Number 1[/FONT][FONT=&quot] [/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.[/FONT]

[FONT=&quot]- - and as someone recently said to me: " Don 't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."[/FONT]
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[N.J.THer]

I always thought I would live to be 100 but then I had kids. Now I'm hoping to hit 50.

NJ