FreedomUIC
Bronze Member
Another good prank we used to play on newbies was sending them off for a can of "Fine" oxygen spray to clear out the NBC gear after an exercise. We usually told the poor guy to check with
Top or the CO as it was expensive and they had to keep control of it. Pulled this on an E-Duece fresh from AIT, he was assigned to the NBC room to help clean up the equipment for an IG
inspection. The SSG in charge sent him after a can of "Fine" oxygen spray. Ten minutes later the First Sergeant came into the weapons room and started laughing so hard he was in tears.
Once he composed himself he was able to mutter "Cut the crap off right now, don't you knuckleheads know we are preparing for an inspection in two days!". Then he went on to say that the
poor private skipped his office and went directly to the CO. Got a visit from him about five minutes after the First Sergeant left the room. Exact words that I will remember to this day, "If
you do not stop sending FNG's to my office asking for @*&^ that doesn't exist, everybody in this room will be a private before tomorrow morning". After he left we all started
laughing so hard we ended up on the floor holding our sides. That poor E-Duece was assigned to another work detail.....ROFLMAO
Top or the CO as it was expensive and they had to keep control of it. Pulled this on an E-Duece fresh from AIT, he was assigned to the NBC room to help clean up the equipment for an IG
inspection. The SSG in charge sent him after a can of "Fine" oxygen spray. Ten minutes later the First Sergeant came into the weapons room and started laughing so hard he was in tears.
Once he composed himself he was able to mutter "Cut the crap off right now, don't you knuckleheads know we are preparing for an inspection in two days!". Then he went on to say that the
poor private skipped his office and went directly to the CO. Got a visit from him about five minutes after the First Sergeant left the room. Exact words that I will remember to this day, "If
you do not stop sending FNG's to my office asking for @*&^ that doesn't exist, everybody in this room will be a private before tomorrow morning". After he left we all started
laughing so hard we ended up on the floor holding our sides. That poor E-Duece was assigned to another work detail.....ROFLMAO