onfire
Silver Member
Went out last night and got really wasted. I woke up in the middle of the
night next to some chick who was snoring and farting, so I knew I made it
home OK!
I've accidentally swallowed some Scrabble tiles. My next cr ap could spell
disaster.
Bought the missus a hamster-skin coat last week. Took her to the fair last
night, and it took me 3 hours to get her off the Ferris wheel.
A government survey has shown that 91% of illegal immigrants come to this
country so that they can see their own doctor.
