Ladies - A Breakthrough!

warsawdaddy

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Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can
be implanted and play music inside women's breasts. The music is in stereo.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.
 

Dimeman

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warsawdaddy said:
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can
be implanted and play music inside women's breasts. The music is in stereo.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.
I guess that would be some soft headphones........ ::)
 

Eu_citzen

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Dimeman said:
warsawdaddy said:
Apple Computer reported today that it has developed computer chips that can
be implanted and play music inside women's breasts. The music is in stereo.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women are always
complaining about men staring at their breasts, and not listening to them.
I guess that would be some soft headphones........ ::)

mm.. Wounder how expensive they are...We could make a free give-away to a TN member!... :D::)
 

EDDE

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MMMMMMMMMMM headphones ::)
 

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stefen

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Theoretically, I could be............(never mind)

Big mouth. ;D
 

Handyman

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So, you're saying that growing old and starting to loose your hearing does have some perks.
 

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stefen

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WV Hillbilly said:
Can you adjust the volume & tuning with those little knobbies or are those for the rear speaker ? ;D

Beleive me, if you tweek one of those little knobbies, your ears will need to be retuned and you'd never get near the rear speaker ;D
 

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TreasureTales

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Did you hear about the male version? It's implanted in their skulls because there's a lot of empty space up there anyway. ::)
 

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