lamar
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- Aug 30, 2004
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Re: Lamar's Hysterically Funny View on Marriage
There's an old European saying about why men gain weight after they've been married for a few years:
A single man is in the mood for a good supper. He goes to his refrigerator, opens the door and sees the same ol' things and then he decides to go out and find a woman instead.
The same man is now married and he is in the mood for sex. He goes to the bedroom, open the door, sees his wife lying on the bed, and then he goes to the kitchen to see what's in the refrigerator.
Your friend who is full of ol' European sayings (or full of something);
LAMAR
Dear Feline Peachy;Felinepeachy said:Well women can go through the trouble of slaving in the kitchen half the day to make a nice dinner. Carcass and all the trimming, everything from scratch. You serve it up and wait for a resonse. You finally ask, "How is it?" They respond with, "Tastes great" Ummmm okay.
Next day, you've been busy all day, don't have time to make anything fancy. You reach for a box of Hamburger Helper, cook it up, slop it on the plate and ask, "How is it?" They respond with, "Tastes great"
You're like, why bother
But put on a new teddy and, well you get the point
There's an old European saying about why men gain weight after they've been married for a few years:
A single man is in the mood for a good supper. He goes to his refrigerator, opens the door and sees the same ol' things and then he decides to go out and find a woman instead.
The same man is now married and he is in the mood for sex. He goes to the bedroom, open the door, sees his wife lying on the bed, and then he goes to the kitchen to see what's in the refrigerator.
Your friend who is full of ol' European sayings (or full of something);
LAMAR