DANGLANGLEY
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The Polite Way To say you need to go to the bathroom
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? "Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee. "The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.."
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
Nobody else would raise their hand except little Johnny, and the teacher warned him to be nice because she had already got embarrassed by him a few times. Little Johnny began..... I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted!
During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question: "Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom? "Michael said, "Just a minute I have to go pee. "The teacher responded by saying, "That would be rude and impolite.."
What about you Sherman, how would you say it?" Sherman said, "I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back." "That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
Nobody else would raise their hand except little Johnny, and the teacher warned him to be nice because she had already got embarrassed by him a few times. Little Johnny began..... I would say: "Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, who I hope to introduce you to after dinner."
The teacher fainted!
