LOst my COOL in Walgreens today

[Gare]

Lost my cool today. I was just in Walgreen's and saw a dude whose cart was FULL to the brim with hand sanitizer, baby wipes, liquid soap, and toilet paper.

I called him a selfish A$$ and gave him the lowdown about the elderly, people with kids, and disabled people who need this CRAP . Told him I ought to stomp a mudhole in his A$$.

He said: “Are you done? Because I really need to get back to restocking the shelves now!!"

 

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[Knut dirtfisk]

Hahahaha Nice!

 

[BLK HOLE]

Oh man you freaking got me LOL

 

[aa battery]

You made my day.

 

[djackson7348]

Outstanding. and yes, I bite the hook.

 

[Professor of Engineering]

Awesome!

 

[Charlie P. (NY)]

He said: “Are you done? Because I really need to get back to restocking the shelves now!!"

"Just gimmie the whole cart and no one needs to get hurt".

 

[islamoradamark]

That was really good

 

[Louie D]

Haha - the first and second sentences sound exactly like the moonbat lunacy the misanthropic nutjobs over at Democratic Underground spew on a daily basis.

 

[Rookster]

I'm headed to cut a switch.

 

[ARC]

Good one

 

[newnan man]

Hook, line, & sinker!

 

[RGINN]

That's great. We had that senior hour the other day and this old heifer confronted one of my guys 'You're not over 60, you shouldn't be in here'. This guy ain't known for tact but he did tell her 'Ma'am, I work here and I'm stocking these shelves so you have something to buy.'