Master Card Wedding

USTiger

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Master Card Wedding

You got to love this guy...
This is a true story about a recent
Wedding that took place at Clemson
University. It was in the local
newspaper and even
Jay Leno mentioned it.

It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests.

After the wedding, at the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk to the crowd.
He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many from long distances, to support them at their wedding.

He especially wanted to thank the bride ' s family and his family and to thank his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception.

As a token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a special gift just from him.

So taped to the bottom of everyone ' s chair, including the wedding party was an envelope.

He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their envelope.

Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his bride having sex with the best man.

The groom had gotten suspicious of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail them.

After just standing there, just watching the guests ' reactions for a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, ' F---you! ' Then he turned to his bride and said, ' F--- you! '

Then he turned to the dumb founded crowd and said, ' I ' m outta here. '

He had the marriage annulled first thing in the morning.

While most people would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about the affair, this guy goes through with the charade, as if nothing were wrong.

His revenge--making the bride ' s parents pay over $32,000 for a 300-guest wedding and reception, and best of all, trashing the bride ' s and best man ' s reputations in front of 300 friends and family members.

This guy has balls the size of church bells.

Do you think we might get a MasterCard ' priceless ' commercial out of this?

Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members and friends: $32,000.

Wedding photographs commemorating the Occasion: $3,000

Deluxe two-week honeymoon accommodations in Maui : $8,500.

The look on everyone ' s face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the bride humping the bestman: Priceless.

There are some things money can ' t buy, for everything else there ' s MASTERCARD
 

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I love it :thumbsup: Very level headed to remain calm enough to think of that.
 

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My sides are aching and my shoestrings need to be bleached again :laughing7:
 

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We had an old family money , large farm , stock dealing /auctioneering , big feeling individual in our county . He also had political aspirations and bad judgement .
He got caught one night in a bed that wasn't his with a woman he had no legal claim to . The woman's husband , that had legal claim to both and a loaded shotgun , persuaded him to stand naked in the back of a pickup for a countywide 'campaign tour' complete with horn blowing and light flashing.
3 hours later the entourage included several county deputies , couple of state police , and about 30 carloads of wellwishers when it pulled in at the naked guy's home in time for breakfast .
When naked guy's wife came out on the porch , pickup driver told her to keep him in the yard or take him to the pound ; he didn't intend to bring him home again .
County prosecutor decided the pickup driver had been disturbing the peace ....$25 misdimeanor .
Divorce court decided the former auctioneer could rent a trailer house and give the rest to his ex wife .
 

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stefen

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truckinbutch said:
We had an old family money , large farm , stock dealing /auctioneering , big feeling individual in our county . He also had political aspirations and bad judgement .
He got caught one night in a bed that wasn't his with a woman he had no legal claim to . The woman's husband , that had legal claim to both and a loaded shotgun , persuaded him to stand naked in the back of a pickup for a countywide 'campaign tour' complete with horn blowing and light flashing.
3 hours later the entourage included several county deputies , couple of state police , and about 30 carloads of wellwishers when it pulled in at the naked guy's home in time for breakfast .
When naked guy's wife came out on the porch , pickup driver told her to keep him in the yard or take him to the pound ; he didn't intend to bring him home again .
County prosecutor decided the pickup driver had been disturbing the peace ....$25 misdimeanor .
Divorce court decided the former auctioneer could rent a trailer house and give the rest to his ex wife .

Think I woulda put some roller skates on him then drag him around town like a pull toy. :laughing7:
 

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