truckinbutch
Silver Member
Several of us senior gentlemen meet at the local coffee shop a couple of days a week . Gordie had always been in attendance for every meeting until about a month and a half ago . None of us knew him well enough to know who to contact when he stopped attending our informal meetings . His disappearance was the topic of much speculation with no answers .
>One morning we walked in to find Gordie sitting at the regular table sipping coffee .
>"Wherinell ya been ?We thought you had died !"
>"Nawp . Been in jail .........."
>"JAIL! Whatever in the world for ?"
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>"20 year old neighbor girl swore out a complaint against me for rape . At 85 , with my ailments , I was so flattered that I pled GUILTY .
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>That damned Judge sentenced me to 3 weeks for perjury and another 3 weeks for ASSAULT WITH A DEAD WEAPON !"
>One morning we walked in to find Gordie sitting at the regular table sipping coffee .
>"Wherinell ya been ?We thought you had died !"
>"Nawp . Been in jail .........."
>"JAIL! Whatever in the world for ?"
>
>
>"20 year old neighbor girl swore out a complaint against me for rape . At 85 , with my ailments , I was so flattered that I pled GUILTY .
>
>That damned Judge sentenced me to 3 weeks for perjury and another 3 weeks for ASSAULT WITH A DEAD WEAPON !"
