Mid-life Crisis

[Mighty AP]

Well, it's not exactly a mid life crisis, but here's how things worked out for me.
Married 25 years, took a look at my wife one day and said, "honey, 25 years ago, we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10 inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25 year old blond. Now, we have a nice house, nice Car, big bed and plasma screen TV, but I'm sleeping with a 50 year old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."
My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 25 year old blond, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed....

CRISIS RESOLVED!!!

 

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[EDDE]

LMAO

 

[ericwt]

Sounds like a fair trade to me!

ericwt

 

[Salvager]

Funny

After that trade i doubt you would realise that your tv was changed.

 

[ashleen]

lol
Now THERE'S a right thinking woman !

 

[hollowpointred]

your pushin your luck over there AP!

 

[stefen]

Fair trade??

I no longer have acid reflux symptoms.

I sleep all night.

I actually want to come home at the end of the day.

And, I still have the Porsche.

I still pay alimony.....but God, it's worth it.

 

[stoney56]

A man's entitled to retire after 20 years on the job. AP, I think you're 5 yr. too late. :P