Ray S S
Silver Member
Here is a funny one. The email I received did not say who wrote it, except that we
know it was a school kid.
It goes as follows....
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in
the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my
favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably
a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken,
pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told
her it was chicken. She asked me why, just the way she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed and told me not to do it
again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like
it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire the most.
I told her, "Colonel Saunders".
Guess where I am now.
know it was a school kid.
It goes as follows....
My Favorite Animal
Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was, and I said, "fried chicken."
She said I wasn't funny, but she couldn't have been right, because everyone else in
the class laughed.
My parents told me to always be truthful and honest, and I am. Fried chicken is my
favorite animal. I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher was probably
a member of PETA. He said they love animals very much. I do, too. Especially chicken,
pork, and beef. Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again.
The next day in class, my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was. I told
her it was chicken. She asked me why, just the way she'd asked the other children.
So I told her it was because you could make them into fried chicken.
She sent me back to the principal's office again. He laughed and told me not to do it
again.
I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest, but my teacher doesn't like
it when I am.
Today, my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire the most.
I told her, "Colonel Saunders".
Guess where I am now.
