My First Date

Jimi D Pirate

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Oct 28, 2004
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Orlando, Florida
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I was with my date and we parked on a back road some distance from town, doing what boys and girls do on back roads. Things were getting hot and heavy when she stopped me.


"I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I'm actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex," she said.


I just looked at her for a couple of seconds, then reluctantly paid her, and we did what boys and girls do on back roads some distance from town!


After a cigarette, I just sat in the driver's seat looking out the window.
"Why aren't we going anywhere?" she asked.


"Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I'm actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25."
 

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