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A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but
couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One
day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden
full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the
gentlemen, 'What do you do to get your tomatoes so
red?'
The gentlemen responded, 'Well, twice a day I stand
in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat
and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.'
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try
doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if
it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her
garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the
woman, 'By the way, how did you make out? Did
your tomatoes turn red?'
No', she replied, 'but my cucumbers are enormous.'
couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One
day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a
gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden
full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the
gentlemen, 'What do you do to get your tomatoes so
red?'
The gentlemen responded, 'Well, twice a day I stand
in front of my tomato garden naked in my trench coat
and flash. My tomatoes turn red from blushing so much.'
Well, the woman was so impressed, she decided to try
doing the same thing to her tomato garden to see if
it would work. So twice a day for two weeks she flashed her
garden hoping for the best.
One day the gentleman was passing by and asked the
woman, 'By the way, how did you make out? Did
your tomatoes turn red?'
No', she replied, 'but my cucumbers are enormous.'
