Michelle
Bronze Member
- May 7, 2006
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- All Treasure Hunting
One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing
and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors,
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her."I'm
sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.""Yes, but you
have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
up."If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.But I haven't even touched you," says the
game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could
start at any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also
think.
and
decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the
wife
decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance,
anchors,
and reads her book.
Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
woman
and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")
"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her."I'm
sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.""Yes, but you
have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at
any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you
up."If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
the woman.But I haven't even touched you," says the
game warden.
"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
could
start at any moment.""Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can
also
think.
