buscadero
Bronze Member
New Car!
A man bought a brand new Luxury Car, but couldn't figure out the Radio. He came back the next day & asked the Dealer, who explained it was voice activated. "Watch This," he said, "Nelson!" The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie," he continued &"On the road again" came flowing out the speakers. Then he said,"Ray Charles!" & in an instant, "Georgia on my mind" replaced Willie.
Well, he drove away happy, & for the next few days, every time he'd say, "Beethoven," he'd get beautiful Classical Music, & if he said, "Beatles," he'd get one of their songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light & nearly creamed his new car, but he managed to swerve & avoid them. He yelled, " A$$_____"! and
immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda & Barbra Streisand, backed by Michael Moore & the Dixie Chicks,
with John Kerry on Guitar, Al Gore on Drums, Howard Dean on Harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on Tambourine, Harry Reid on Spoons, Bill Clinton on Sax,
& Ted Kennedy on Scotch!
A man bought a brand new Luxury Car, but couldn't figure out the Radio. He came back the next day & asked the Dealer, who explained it was voice activated. "Watch This," he said, "Nelson!" The Radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie," he continued &"On the road again" came flowing out the speakers. Then he said,"Ray Charles!" & in an instant, "Georgia on my mind" replaced Willie.
Well, he drove away happy, & for the next few days, every time he'd say, "Beethoven," he'd get beautiful Classical Music, & if he said, "Beatles," he'd get one of their songs.
Yesterday, a couple ran a red light & nearly creamed his new car, but he managed to swerve & avoid them. He yelled, " A$$_____"! and
immediately the French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda & Barbra Streisand, backed by Michael Moore & the Dixie Chicks,
with John Kerry on Guitar, Al Gore on Drums, Howard Dean on Harmonica, Nancy Pelosi on Tambourine, Harry Reid on Spoons, Bill Clinton on Sax,
& Ted Kennedy on Scotch!
