NEW CONTEST

[Hillbilly Prince]

There is Wind, Dolphin, Fish, Highnam, me. Five people
We need to catalogue our powers. Wind is the beastmaster who talks with pidgons.
The rest of us seem to be slacking.
So far my only power is drinking thirty cups of coffee a day. I think I am a fail

 

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[against the wind]

Well then since I know 100% that every single one of you have had dreams where you could fly, so I'm going to give each of you a second power. You can fly as well as,,,,,,,

 

[13dolphins1]

"Egg Launcher Man"
Sometimes I will change it up and throw hard boiled eggs. Just when I'm in a crazy mood!
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[Hillbilly Prince]

So...the pidgeons will fly over pooping on villians while
Dolphin throws rotten eggs and I call forth a tsunami of coffee.
oops I forgot Valley. So we have six.
We need the rest of the super heroes to list their powers.
Dishonest Samantha is a known arch villian. One of her powers is Cause Cramps.

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

oops I forgot Valley.

If you ever forget about me again, just look in last and you’ll be reminded of me because I’ll be there.

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[13dolphins1]

Who is shipping me my super hero attire? If I can fly I would like some bullet proof but flexible outfits with a storage for at least 500 eggs and a laser mask that can see through a stealth bomber. Some turbo boosts so I can break the sound barrier would be a must.
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[Carlitosway2]

I think it was realistic till you wanted storage for 500 eggs. Why so many? What kind of eggs? What exactly are u up too with so many dam eggs?
Who’s last now...

 

[sjvalleyhunter]

I think it was realistic till you wanted storage for 500 eggs. Why so many? What kind of eggs? What exactly are u up too with so many dam eggs?
Who’s last now...

I’m last now.

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[13dolphins1]

I think it was realistic till you wanted storage for 500 eggs. Why so many? What kind of eggs? What exactly are u up too with so many dam eggs?
Who’s last now...

I think Hillbilly has an alias
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[Hillbilly Prince]

I think it was realistic till you wanted storage for 500 eggs. Why so many? What kind of eggs? What exactly are u up too with so many dam eggs?
Who’s last now...

Eggs are his weapons. I want to see thru stuff too. I can think of a few ladies who might be carrying weapons.

 

[Hillbilly Prince]

I think Hillbilly has an alias
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No I have a android.

 

[13dolphins1]

No I have a android.

Hmmm....I'm having those old feelings creep back into my head again....alien spy! I said it!
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[Carlitosway2]

Aliens are cool! Alien spy’s are even cooler! I’m still curious on what type of eggs?
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[fish1on]

One of my neighbors is parking at the home I am watching/caring for and drove over the snow a bunch of times and packed it all down to ice. Now I am expected to clean it all up.....NOT! He also almost slide into the awning post and took everything out. What a great thing to come home to after a long day at work. Some people are so inconsiderate and rude. If I was an evil person he would have two flat tires in the morning or I could fill the bed of his truck with all the snow from my blower.

 

[against the wind]

Or you could bury his vehicle under some snow.
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[Carlitosway2]

One of my neighbors is parking at the home I am watching/caring for and drove over the snow a bunch of times and packed it all down to ice. Now I am expected to clean it all up.....NOT! He also almost slide into the awning post and took everything out. What a great thing to come home to after a long day at work. Some people are so inconsiderate and rude. If I was an evil person he would have two flat tires in the morning or I could fill the bed of his truck with all the snow from my blower.

Sounds like a real jerk but don’t let it ruin your day, cause if it does jerks like that will just get satisfaction in upsetting someone like yourself . Most importantly don’t fill the bed of his truck with snow cause it will give him better traction.

 

[Carlitosway2]

Spray some water on truck over night when it’s 10 degrees out and in the morning you can watch him trying to get in while u are sitting back watching him threw the window with a warm cup of coffee laughing.

 

[13dolphins1]

Aliens are cool! Alien spy’s are even cooler! I’m still curious on what type of eggs?
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Elephant eggs
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[13dolphins1]

One of my neighbors is parking at the home I am watching/caring for and drove over the snow a bunch of times and packed it all down to ice. Now I am expected to clean it all up.....NOT! He also almost slide into the awning post and took everything out. What a great thing to come home to after a long day at work. Some people are so inconsiderate and rude. If I was an evil person he would have two flat tires in the morning or I could fill the bed of his truck with all the snow from my blower.

Gotta try and be the better guy. Sorry to hear. People are jerkoffs sometimes for sure.
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[Hillbilly Prince]

I would use emu eggs. I have a couple unless they got broked. I like the idea of icing the locks on the truck doors. Or squirt doe-in-heat scent on the handles. But you can't leave tracks.
You really want to send a message be waiting for him with a shotgun and explain your position. Or hire a kid who does mma to beat hell out of him.