NEW CONTEST

fish1on

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Aug 28, 2012
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Fisher F70 with 6.5", 10" Elliptical, & 11" Search Coil. Garret pro pointer AT, Minelab excaliber II (New machine)
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more rain in forecast
 

Hillbilly Prince

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Aug 9, 2018
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Garrett All Terrain Pro
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All Treasure Hunting
Any Cali coffee does come with a warning label, and is filtered through several catalytic converters and then strained through the underwear of hobos in order to prevent consumers suffering from caffeine trauma.
By the way, it should be valley crabs, not ordinary crabs.
 

13dolphins1

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Jul 6, 2016
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Hobo coffee? They must make alot of coffee. What is a "Starbucks". Valley said there on every corner? Are they illegal?
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Hillbilly Prince

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Aug 9, 2018
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As far as I can tell a Starbucks is a place where you can sit with your device and quaff an Evolution Fresh Green Grove Smoothie™ while working on your Game Of Thrones alternative universe fanfic, which you hope will become a screenplay.
You can also bask in the odor of homeless junkies wandering in and out of the Diversity restrooms.
 

sjvalleyhunter

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May 5, 2014
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2,172
Central California
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Minelab E-Trac and Whites MXT
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Metal Detecting
As far as I can tell a Starbucks is a place where you can sit with your device and quaff an Evolution Fresh Green Grove Smoothie[emoji769] while working on your Game Of Thrones alternative universe fanfic, which you hope will become a screenplay.
You can also bask in the odor of homeless junkies wandering in and out of the Diversity restrooms.

That made me laugh. And you have described every Hollywood area Starbucks with absolute accuracy.

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13dolphins1

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As far as I can tell a Starbucks is a place where you can sit with your device and quaff an Evolution Fresh Green Grove Smoothie[emoji769] while working on your Game Of Thrones alternative universe fanfic, which you hope will become a screenplay.
You can also bask in the odor of homeless junkies wandering in and out of the Diversity restrooms.
This goes right to....."Instant Classic"!
Fabuuuuulous
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Hillbilly Prince

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Garrett All Terrain Pro
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That Evolution Fresh Green Grove Smoothie™ is a real thing. Probably alien in origin!
 

13dolphins1

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Hmmm....I will have my insiders look into this alien smoothie view. Interesting
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Hillbilly Prince

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Garrett All Terrain Pro
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We need to flip an alien. Once we have one on our side we could learn more about their goals.
As an incentive we could offer a lovely home\ hideout.
Kevin-Bauman.jpg
 

13dolphins1

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That looks like my hideout from when alien activity is high....
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