Okay, got into the attic.
Went to hardware store and purchased an aluminum ladder that will become part of the attic access door.
May relocate access door to my treasure room.
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Oh don't think that I didn't get a little suspicious
I heard that they sleep in their coffins during the day and that is when they are most vulnerable. They say if you drive a steak through their heart,, you can destroy them. I picked up a nice thick Delmonico today.
Here Vampy, Vampy,,
I wouldn't bother cooking that steak....leave it rare! I met one at night while metal detecting....luckily I was in a garlic field and had just found a silver religious pendant and chain....it quickly moved on.....rumbled something about going to connecticut