new grocery store

[savant365]

I went to a new grocery store this morning and there was a bit of confusion.

When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, “Strip down facing me.”. Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed. When the hysterical shrieking and security alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card. ​

I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future... ​

 

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[spartacus53]

That was you

 

[stefen]

What's more embarrassing is when someone swipes their credit card down your naked butt crack