no toilet paper

[mtntrekr2]

A little boy asked his teacher if he could go to the bath- room.
She said yes.
When he went to wipe his fanny there was no toilet paper so, he used his hand.
When he got back to class, his teacher asked, "What do you have in your hand?"
The boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hand he'll get
scared away."
He was then sent to the principal's office and the principal asked
him, "What do you have in your hand?"
The little boy said, "A little leprechaun and if I open my hands
he'll get scared away."
The principal got mad and yelled, "Open your hands NOW!"
He did and the little boy said, "Oh great , now look what you did,
you scared the $hit out of him!"

 

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[dieselram94]

 

[austin]

Actually, it was in the newsthat there is a toilet paper shortage in Venezuela(I think). But don't worry, half of them are coming here to use ours...

 

[stefen]

Actually, it was in the newsthat there is a toilet paper shortage in Venezuela(I think). But don't worry, half of them are coming here to use ours...

That sure stinks...

 

[MinnesotaStateUniversity]

ha!

We used to have a 1 freebie skip per class back in high school. I always used the, "I was out hunting bigfoot on the hillside."

I was at hy-vee eating breakfast