Note from Wife to Husband

[FCCDFEd]

A very smart woman gave me this to give to you my love. 'Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater. If you give her sperm, she'll give you a baby. If you give her a house, she'll give you a home. If you give her groceries, she'll give you a meal. If you give her a smile, she'll give you her heart. She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her. So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of poopoo."

 

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[stefen]

Hell man...give her a fish hook and maybe you'll get a boat out of the deal...

 

[DigginThePast]

But, give her a diamond ring and she can take your stuff.

 

[stefen]

Give her enough rope and she'll hang herself

 

[Eu_citzen]

LOL

 

[sniffer]

Stefen, you couldn't get that lucky.

 

[stefen]

So I left a Sycamore tree branch lying on the floor and she asked what the hint meant...
and I said why don't you make like a tree and leave

That hint did't work so then I left a hank of wool on a chair and she asked what the hint meant...
and I said why don't you make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here...

And that hint didn't work either so I left a couple of hockey tickets on the kitchen counter and and she asked what the hint meant...and I said why don't you make like a hockey player and get the puck out of here...

And that hint didn't work either so finally I left a couple of aspirins on the bathroom sink and and she asked what the hint meant...and when I told her where to put them &^%$#@...

And thats how I ended up in the ER

 

[sniffer]

you need to learn to duck quicker LOL

 

[stefen]

Hell man!

Look what she did to the duck...

 

[sniffer]

walk away, just walk away

 

[stefen]

Tried that too...

Then she tied a string onto my....and now she thinks I'm a pull toy

 

[sniffer]

OUCH !!