Oh Dear Maxine !!

[Minstrel]

A Man was in the pub yesterday when he suddenly realized that he desperately needed to fart. The music was really, really loud, so he timed his farts with the beat.

After a couple of songs, he started to feel better. He finished his pint and noticed that everybody was staring at him.

Then he suddenly remembered that he was listening to his iPod.

 

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