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OLD" IS WHEN .. Your sweetie says, "Let's go upstairs and make love,"
> and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
>
> "OLD " IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
> shoes and you're barefoot.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
> opens the garage door.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN .. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
> as you don't have to go along.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
> of by the police.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN .."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take
> any fiber today.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
> parking lot.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
bathroom.
>
>
> AND "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes
> and you answer, "Pick one; I can't do both!"
>
> "OLD " IS WHEN .. Your friends compliment you on your new alligator
> shoes and you're barefoot.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker
> opens the garage door.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN .. Going braless pulls all the wrinkles out of your
face.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... You don't care where your spouse goes, just as long
> as you don't have to go along.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are cautioned to slow down by the doctor instead
> of by the police.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN .."Getting a little action" means you don't need to take
> any fiber today.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... "Getting lucky" means you find your car in the
> parking lot.
>
> "OLD" IS WHEN ... An "all nighter" means not getting up to use the
bathroom.
>
>
> AND "OLD" IS WHEN ... You are not sure these are jokes
