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[stefen]

Beauty is skin deep, but when you are ugly, your ugly all the way to the bone.

 

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[Spitfire Reddie]

Heres one : Don't piss me off! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

Another : You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you!

One more: You are depriving some poor village of its idiot.

 

[buscadero]

" Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away from them
and you have their shoes!" 8)

 

[EDDE]

"baby you were so drunk last night!!!!"

 

[Badger Bart]

I'm so lazy... never mind, too lazy to type an example zzz zzzz zzzzz

 

[Arakronn]

The other day I....no, wait, that wasn't me.
I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frotal lobotamy.

 

[misplacedrednek]

don't tell your boss this.....shut up and color!

 

[Captain Trips]

"Sir, you are drunk."
"That may be so, madam, but you are ugly. And in the morning, I'll be sober, but you'll STILL be ugly!"

(Lady Astor and Winston Churchill, documented interchange. Hey, just because it's true doesn't make it less funy!)

 

[stefen]

New pickup line at a gay bar, "Can I Push Your Stool In?"