Stargeezer
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- May 23, 2007
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A big-city yankee lawyer was driving thru the south, when he was stoppped by a sheriff's deputy for doing a slow and go thru a stop sign.
"What did I do wrong?" asks the lawyer. "Ya'll didn't come to a complete stop at the sign." says the deputy. The lawyer, thinking he was about 50 IQ points higher than the deputy, and 9years more education, says:"Tell you what: if you can tell me the legal difference between slowing down and stopping completely, I'll gladly pay the fine. If you can't, you let me go." The deputy tells him to step out of the car, and starts beating him with his night stick. The deputy asks: "Would you like me to stop, or just slow down?"
"What did I do wrong?" asks the lawyer. "Ya'll didn't come to a complete stop at the sign." says the deputy. The lawyer, thinking he was about 50 IQ points higher than the deputy, and 9years more education, says:"Tell you what: if you can tell me the legal difference between slowing down and stopping completely, I'll gladly pay the fine. If you can't, you let me go." The deputy tells him to step out of the car, and starts beating him with his night stick. The deputy asks: "Would you like me to stop, or just slow down?"
