greydigger
Bronze Member
Poor Fred,
His life was over he felt.
No living relatives. His Marriage of 7 years was a joke.
Found his wife in bed with the milkman when he came home early after getting laid off work. His house was in forclosure.
He decided to kill himself.
All these failures, he wanted do one last thing right.
Went to a large cliff over the ocean.
Tied a noose around his neck and to a tree.
Swallowed poison and jumped.
As he was falling he tried to shoot himself in the head.
He missed. Shot the rope instead.
Fell into the ocean near some fishermen.
After swallowing seawater he puked up the poison.
The fishermen dragged him into their boat and rushed him to a hospital.
Where he later died of pneumonia.
Sad.
His life was over he felt.
No living relatives. His Marriage of 7 years was a joke.
Found his wife in bed with the milkman when he came home early after getting laid off work. His house was in forclosure.
He decided to kill himself.
All these failures, he wanted do one last thing right.
Went to a large cliff over the ocean.
Tied a noose around his neck and to a tree.
Swallowed poison and jumped.
As he was falling he tried to shoot himself in the head.
He missed. Shot the rope instead.
Fell into the ocean near some fishermen.
After swallowing seawater he puked up the poison.
The fishermen dragged him into their boat and rushed him to a hospital.
Where he later died of pneumonia.
Sad.
