FCCDFEd
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- Sep 29, 2007
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We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to
leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the
front door.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the
house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I
will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
as we drove away. 'That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat butt downstairs
and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.
turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet
parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab
company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to
leave the house. The cat we put out in the back yard, scoots back into the
front door.
We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat
the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the
cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit.
Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the
house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I
will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.'
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' I said,
as we drove away. 'That stupid witch was hiding under the bed. I had to
poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take
off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to
keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat butt downstairs
and threw her out into the back yard!
The cab driver hit a parked car.
