truckinbutch
Silver Member
going to our local district fair . I'm not a social person ; but , what the heck , he's a buddy and I'll humor him for one evening .
>So we tour the midway and lose a few $ at the carney joints . Then he wants to do the rides .
Merry Go Round and Ferris Wheel weren't so bad . Then he insisted that I ride the 'Tiltawhirl' with him .
> Corn dogs , cotton candy , and pepperone rolls were crowding the back of my throat looking for an exit the way they had come in when he , excitedly , started pulling me toward the crane that was set up for the bungee jumpin .
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>Hunnert foot drop off the top .........................And that's where I drew the line .
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> "Ben ,"I said ,"I came into this world because of a busted rubber . I will be double damned if I go out in the same way !"..............................
>So we tour the midway and lose a few $ at the carney joints . Then he wants to do the rides .
Merry Go Round and Ferris Wheel weren't so bad . Then he insisted that I ride the 'Tiltawhirl' with him .
> Corn dogs , cotton candy , and pepperone rolls were crowding the back of my throat looking for an exit the way they had come in when he , excitedly , started pulling me toward the crane that was set up for the bungee jumpin .
>
>Hunnert foot drop off the top .........................And that's where I drew the line .
>
> "Ben ,"I said ,"I came into this world because of a busted rubber . I will be double damned if I go out in the same way !"..............................
