Rabbi Joke..........

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The Rabbi.........
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A Jewish congregation in suburban Boston honors its Rabbi for 25 years of
service
by sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.

When he walks into his hotel room, he finds a beautiful nude woman lying
on the bed.

She greets the Rabbi with: "Hi Rabbi, I'm a little something extra that
the President of the Temple arranged for you."

The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the



President of the Temple and shouts, "Greenblatt,

what were you thinking? Where is your respect? I am the moral
leader of our religious community! I am very angry with


you and you have not heard the end of this."

Hearing this, the naked woman gets up and starts to get dressed.

The Rabbi turns to her and says, "Where are you going? I'm not angry with
you."
 

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