Well there may be a few people
here than were too close in the gene pool.
A man robbed a bank, escaped using a public bus he couldn't bribe driver to keep going. He then tried to bribe a family to call him a cab...they got him a ride alright, back of a police car.
Then opening day fir a new gas station, a woman over fills the tank, spilled gas ignites, and the station attendant has to activate the fire suppression system. No people hurt.