bigcypresshunter said:
Sure is a lot of us Pigpushers around. Ma and her brother sure did have a lot of us. Cant wait to meet youall at the next family reunion. Ill be bringing the possum stew.
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Sure is a lot of us Pigpushers around. Ma and her brother sure did have a lot of us. Cant wait to meet youall at the next family reunion. Ill be bringing the possum stew.
Gypsy Heart
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Many, many years ago
When I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mom.
And it surely makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
When I was twenty-three,
I got married to a widow
Who was pretty as could be.
This widow had a daughter
Who had hair of red
My father fell in love with her,
And soon the two were wed.
This made my dad my son-in-law
And changed my very life.
My daughter was my mother,
For she was my father's wife.
To complicate the matters worse,
Although it brought me joy,
I soon became the father
Of a bouncing baby boy.
My little baby then became
A brother-in-law to dad.
And so became my uncle,
Though it made me very sad.
For if he was my uncle,
Then that also made him brother
To the widow's grown-up daughter
Who, of course was my step-mother.
Father's wife then had a son,
Who kept them on the run.
And he became my grandson,
For he was my daughter's son.
My wife is now my mother's mom.
And it surely makes me blue.
Because, although she is my wife,
She is my grandma too.
If my wife is my grandmother,
Then I am her grandchild.
And every time I think of it,
It simply drives me wild.
For now I have become
The strangest case you ever saw.
As the husband of my grandmother,
I am my own grandpa!
arkhunter
Sr. Member
gypsy......i never guest u bee from arcansaw....is we still cuzins.....sis
Gypsy, here's the video to go with it.
http://www.cosmicrealms.com/coolness/movies/immyowngrandpa.wmv
http://www.cosmicrealms.com/coolness/movies/immyowngrandpa.wmv
Gypsy Heart
Gold Member
arkhunter said:
Are ya all crazy...my mama was born in the Ozarks...we all be cuzzins
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gypsyheart said:
cool miss gypsy........i always wanted to have a good looking redneck pirate wench for my cuz
nhbenz
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I dunno, ma told me that my pa coulda either been a a guy named Billy Ray or a guy named Paul... she explained that I was conceived in the summer of love, so its not like she was mis-behavin'. -Bosilverswede said:
grizzly bare
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Bubba Jackson here... Now wait just a da-- minute. That ain't all that far from my name anyway.
grizzly bare
grizzly bare
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Clitus Beaver
Can I even say that here?
Can I even say that here?
warsawdaddy
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I think if we have another JD hunt,everyone at the dinner should dress according to their 'redneck name'.Might be pretty interesting
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Iz be Butch Tucker,nice to meet ya cuz!hollowpointred said:ima Enus Tucker!!
Mona Lisa said:Yup.....................I'm........ah........Molly Beaver!
No comments from the peanut gallery!
Gypsy Heart
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warsawdaddy said:
But cobs of corn clash with my gypsy jewelry ........wah.....
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MiniMe
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civilman1 said:
And the rest of your family is Bobby-Sue Hoggreaser and little man is Billie-Rae Hoggreaser.
Daisy
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Larlene (Dixie) Tucker
Pleased to make your acquaintance!
Pleased to make your acquaintance!
Ray S ECenFL
Silver Member
Billie-Rae Tucker
Yep, ole Billie-Rae....
Yep, ole Billie-Rae....
Ray S ECenFL
Silver Member
hollowpointred said:ima Enus Tucker!!
Hey IMA, we must be related....long lost cousin Billie-Rae Tucker here. You en me en Butch should have us a family reunion... Oh yea almost forgot to mention Larlene (Dixie) LOL
Daisy
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yeeHAW! Cuz'ns!
Gee Cuz, you sure got a purdy mouth.
LOL
Gee Cuz, you sure got a purdy mouth.
LOL
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Big Diggin
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Buck Jackson here.
Dixie Otis.. guess I'd better get them collard greens on the stove.
