Rude Parrot

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A man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the birdā€™s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity.
John tried and tried to change the birdā€™s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ā€˜clean upā€™ the birdā€™s vocabulary.
Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. John, in desperation, threw up his hand, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer.
For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto Johnā€™s outstretched arms and said ā€œI believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. Iā€™m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behavior.ā€
John was stunned at the change in the birdā€™s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird spoke-up, very softly, ā€œMay I ask what the turkey did?ā€
 

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stefen

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Gee!

A cleaned up version and all that [COLOR=#009900 !important]gift[/COLOR]....:laughing7:
 

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Yea sorry about the first version and all the garbledgook, didn't catch it right away so went and cleaned it up...........
 

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stefen

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As i remember, the parrot was thrown into a deep freezer and the lid was closed.

As he looked around he spied a frozen with his head chopped off and his neck bent over.

The punch line is the parrot asked: "What did the turkey say..f--k or something?"

Funny either way...
 

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