Ray S S
Silver Member
A man walks into an insurance office and asks for a job. "We don't need any one." they replied.
"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell onyone anything anytime."
"We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job"
He was gone for about two hours and returned and handed them two checks, one for an $80,000.00 policy
and one for a $50,000.00 policy.
"How in the world did you do that?" they asked.
"I told you I'm the world's best salesman. I can sell anyone anything any time."
"Did you get a urine sample? Any policy we sell for $50,000.00 or more we require a urine sample. Take these
two bottles back and get urine samples." they said.
He was gone for about six hours and then he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets
the buckets down and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine and sets them on the desk and
says, "Here is Mr Brown's and here's Mr Smith's."
"That's great," they said, "but what are those two buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the school house and they were having a State Teacher's Convention and I sold them a group policy.
"You can't afford not to hire me. I can sell onyone anything anytime."
"We have two prospects that no one has been able to sell. If you can sell just one, you have a job"
He was gone for about two hours and returned and handed them two checks, one for an $80,000.00 policy
and one for a $50,000.00 policy.
"How in the world did you do that?" they asked.
"I told you I'm the world's best salesman. I can sell anyone anything any time."
"Did you get a urine sample? Any policy we sell for $50,000.00 or more we require a urine sample. Take these
two bottles back and get urine samples." they said.
He was gone for about six hours and then he walks in with two five gallon buckets, one in each hand. He sets
the buckets down and reaches in his shirt pocket and produces two bottles of urine and sets them on the desk and
says, "Here is Mr Brown's and here's Mr Smith's."
"That's great," they said, "but what are those two buckets?"
"Well, I passed by the school house and they were having a State Teacher's Convention and I sold them a group policy.
