DANGLANGLEY
Silver Member
- Oct 3, 2006
- 3,102
- 137
- Detector(s) used
- Garrett Ace 250, Tesoro Tiger Shark, Garrett AT Pro
- Primary Interest:
- All Treasure Hunting
SENIOR ENTERTAINMENT
It was
entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude was topping the
bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
'Unlike most hypnotists who invite 2 or three people up here to be put in a
trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat .
'I want you to keep your eye
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It has been in my family for
six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch, watch, watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotists fingers and fell
to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
'Shit,' said the
hypnotist.
It took 3 days to clean up the senior
center.
It was
entertainment night at the Senior Center and the Amazing Claude was topping the
bill. People came from miles around to see the famed hypnotist do his stuff.
As Claude went to the front of the meeting room, he announced,
'Unlike most hypnotists who invite 2 or three people up here to be put in a
trance, I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.'
The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful
antique pocket watch from his coat .
'I want you to keep your eye
on this antique watch. It's a very special watch. It has been in my family for
six generations.'
He began to swing the watch gently back and
forth while chanting, 'Watch the watch, watch the watch, watch, watch, watch...'
The crowd became mesmerized as the watch swayed back and forth,
light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the
swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped from the hypnotists fingers and fell
to the floor, breaking into a hundred pieces.
'Shit,' said the
hypnotist.
It took 3 days to clean up the senior
center.
