SHARK ATTACK! AT JUPITER BEACH!

[capt dom]

Don't mess with the sharks near the Jupiter Shipwreck Site!

{Its a good idea not to mess with sharks anywhere}

{Even little ones}

Here is a prime example of what happens in nature when
you forget about "look / don't touch!

This jamoke had to go to the hospital to get him removed....

 

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[sailboatlarry]

I love swimming with nurse sharks. never thought of nursing one myself.

 

[Gitschlag]

I love swimming with nurse sharks. never thought of nursing one myself.

LOL

 

[Tuberale]

Hmmm.

Looks like the shark missed. Wonder what he was aiming for.

 

[sailboatlarry]

Some questions are better not answered

 

[Zephyr]

Well no wonder it's not letting go; If you hold them upside down they go to sleep....

 

[Chug And Red]

The only thing that comes to Mind Is two feet lower and A few Inches to The other side And He would Have Real Problems !!! I Know Bad Chug!!!!

 

[Chug And Red]

Red, Said How The H@ll Is he Going to Explain that Hicky!!!! LMAO

 

[FISHEYE]

Sharks out of the water are easy to kill.Their brain is between the eyes and close to the top of the head.A well placed ice pick kills them instantly.To kill a large octopus,you stick your hand in one of its gills and grab its brain,then shake it violently.It turns him inside out as its brain hits seawater its dead in a instant.

 

[savant365]

You might be a redneck if...

 

[CanadianTrout]

You might be a redneck if...

LOL.


Ok seriously. I'm sure it hurts a bit but if I had that think stuck to my chest like that wouldn't you (or get a friend) and just squeeze the life out of the little b@stard right then and there? Poof, it falls of. I don't know, it wouldn't happen to me as I would not have been playing with the little guy.

I'm sorry for the shark as I'm sure the kids was playing with it and the head got to close to his chest and the shark latched on. Is the shark already dead, but stuck there?

I don't get it, I just want to dive for coins.

 

[FISHEYE]

A old wives tale says that if a critter bites you and wont let go even after you have cut off its head that on the next full moon it will let go.

 

[CanadianTrout]

Not nice FISHEYE to play with this land lubbers mind... lol

 

[FISHEYE]

Dont let any critters bite you.Dont pet sharks or turtles or any critter that has teeth.

 

[sailboatlarry]

You might be a redneck if...

Trolling for Shark

The visiting preacher was on a morning walk on Long Key Bridge when he spots to locals dragging a heavy rope off the bridge. He looks over the rail and sees a man on the other end of the rope waving his arms and yelling. The preacher praises the 2 local men saying how he admires anyone taking time to help a brother in need.

As the preacher walks on one local says to the other, "He sure don't know nothing about shark fishin."

 

[capt dom]

Once the nurse shark latched on to the guys upper tit
It just didn't want to let go.... even after they stabbed it in the head!

He ended up being taken to the hospital to have it removed....

Good thing the idiot didn't try to straddle the nurse shark
and try to ride it..

His voice will have gone up an octave or two!

 

[Tuberale]

That's gonna leave one heck of a hickey!

 

[savant365]

He had better just be glad it was a nurse shark and not a blowfish

 

[Trembull]

Don't mess with the sharks near the Jupiter Shipwreck Site!

Or around Singer Island

http://www.wptv.com/dpp/news/region...ra_beach/sharks-swarm-off-singer-island-coast

 

[aquanut]

Like Ron White says... "YOU CAN"T FIX STUPID!"
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