WV Hillbilly
Hero Member
GREAT SIGNS
Sign over a Gynecologistâs Office:
âDr. Jones, at your cervix.â
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In a Podiatristâs office:
Time Wounds All Heels.
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On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterdayâs Mealsâon Wheels
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At a Proctologistâs door:
To expedite your visit, please back in.
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On a Plumberâs truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
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On another Plumberâs truck:
Donât sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
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On a Churchâs Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.
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At a Towing company:
We donât charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
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On an Electricianâs truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
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On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push!
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At an Optometristâs Office:
If you donât see what youâre looking for, youâve come to the right place.
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On a Taxidermistâs window:
We really know our stuff.
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On a Fence:
Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
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At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
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In a Veterinarianâs waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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At the Electric Company
We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you donât, you will be.
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In a Restaurant window:
Donât stand there and be hungry; come on in
And get fed up.
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully! Weâll wait...
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At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills.
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And donât forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak
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Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
CAUTION -
This Truck is Full of Political Promises
Sign over a Gynecologistâs Office:
âDr. Jones, at your cervix.â
**************************
In a Podiatristâs office:
Time Wounds All Heels.
**************************
On a Septic Tank Truck:
Yesterdayâs Mealsâon Wheels
**************************
At a Proctologistâs door:
To expedite your visit, please back in.
**************************
On a Plumberâs truck:
We Repair What Your Husband Fixed
**************************
On another Plumberâs truck:
Donât sleep with a drip; Call your plumber!
**************************
On a Churchâs Billboard:
7 days without God makes one weak.
**************************
At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:
Invite us to your next blowout.
**************************
At a Towing company:
We donât charge an arm and a leg: We want tows.
**************************
On an Electricianâs truck:
Let Us Remove Your Shorts
**************************
In a Nonsmoking Area:
If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action.
**************************
On a Maternity Room door:
Push. Push. Push!
**************************
At an Optometristâs Office:
If you donât see what youâre looking for, youâve come to the right place.
**************************
On a Taxidermistâs window:
We really know our stuff.
**************************
On a Fence:
Salesmen Welcome! Dog Food Is Expensive!
**************************
At a Car Dealership:
The best way to get back on your feet: miss a car payment.
**************************
Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary; We hear you coming.
**************************
In a Veterinarianâs waiting room:
Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
**************************
At the Electric Company
We will be de-lighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you donât, you will be.
**************************
In a Restaurant window:
Donât stand there and be hungry; come on in
And get fed up.
**************************
In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
Drive carefully! Weâll wait...
**************************
At a Propane Filling Station:
Thank heaven for little grills.
**************************
And donât forget the sign at a
CHICAGO RADIATOR SHOP:
Best place in town to take a leak
**********************
Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:
CAUTION -
This Truck is Full of Political Promises