a police officer in a small town stopped a motorist whio was speeding down main street.
"But officer" the man said, " I can explain"
"just be quiet!!) snapped the officer, " or I'm going to let you cool off in the jail until the chief gets back"
"but officer I just wanted to say"
"and I said KEEP QUIET! you're going to jail. a few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said "lucky for you that the chief's at this daughter's wedding, he'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it" said the man in the cell, "I'm the groom"
"But officer" the man said, " I can explain"
"just be quiet!!) snapped the officer, " or I'm going to let you cool off in the jail until the chief gets back"
"but officer I just wanted to say"
"and I said KEEP QUIET! you're going to jail. a few hours later, the officer checked up on his prisoner and said "lucky for you that the chief's at this daughter's wedding, he'll be in a good mood when he gets back."
"Don't count on it" said the man in the cell, "I'm the groom"
