so How Many Years does the Goat Get ?

[jeff of pa]

Newspaper claims car thief transformed into a goat

LAGOS, Nigeria (AP) -- One of Nigeria's biggest daily newspapers reported that police implicated a goat in an attempted automobile theft. In a front-page article on Friday, the Vanguard newspaper said that two men tried to steal a Mazda car two days earlier in Kwara State, with one suspect transforming himself into a goat as vigilantes cornered him.

The paper quoted police spokesman Tunde Mohammed as saying that while one suspect escaped, the other transformed into a goat as he was about to be apprehended.

The newspaper reported that police paraded the goat before journalists, and published a picture of the animal.

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/O/ODD_GOAT_THIEF?SITE=PAPOE&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT

Does he go to jail till he turns back ?

 

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[Gypsy Heart]

After hiking these Ozark mountains,there are times I wish I could transform into a goat....wonder where I could learn this trick!

 

[Gypsy Heart]

Well...if the guy can transform into a goat...he can probally transform into an attorney....

 

[jeff of pa]

Well...if the guy can transform into a goat...he can probally transform into an attorney....

haHaHa Good One

Gives real Confidence to the Nigerian Judicial System Huh ?

Maybe that's why they can't catch the EMail scammers.

Their all Running around as Goats :P

 

[Goodyguy]

I,ll bet the real thief is laughing his donkey off.

 

[Gypsy Heart]

 

[jeff of pa]

BEWARE OF THE POLICE

It's like this judge.
he turned into a goat.
so we left him go.
he turned a corner and turned into a different man.
so I re arested him.

I know it's him because he was standing where the Goat went.

 

[cybercop106]

BTW, the goat man has 12 million dollars deposited in the bank but needs YOU to act as his next of kin to retrieve it while he's in jail.
You get to keep 20% just for doing that.
Just send him all your personal information and bank account numbers.................

In happier times...................

 

[jeff of pa]

Yea I can see the Emails Coming in already

 

[Goodyguy]

Is that cow girl in the background?

 

[cybercop106]

Is that cow girl in the background?

Yeah..... her costume was "udderly ridiculous".......... (x 2)





Good black spot Jeff, I didn't even notice that earlier..............

 

[gord]

Well...if the guy can transform into a goat...he can probally transform into an attorney....

Even a goat wouldn't stoop that low!

 

[stefen]

Kinda wonder if the goat was on of Mohammed's 72 virgins