savant365
Silver Member
A bum on the street approached a man and asked for two dollars.
"Will you buy booze?" the man asked. "No," replied the bum.
"Will you gamble it away?" asked the man. "No," the bum answered.
The man then asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man that doesn't drink or gamble?"
"Will you buy booze?" the man asked. "No," replied the bum.
"Will you gamble it away?" asked the man. "No," the bum answered.
The man then asked, "Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man that doesn't drink or gamble?"