Sybil the Psyco Dog

[augusthog]

Cool! I found another doggie ID tag. It says Sybil and 2 phone numbers. Lets have some fun.......
(Feeling like Lilly Tomlin playing Ernestine on Laugh In)
1 ringy dingy....2 ringy dingy......
Voice- Hello?
Me- Can I speak with Sybil the Psyco Dog please?
Voice- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, Who wants to speak to my psyco dog? HAHAHAHAHA
Me- My name is Augusthog and I'm metal detecting the park by the high school and found this ID tag and I'm gonna leave it on top of the fire hydrant in the N.W. corner of the park if you want it back, ok?
Voice- HAHAHAHAHA, wait right there, were right around the corner. HAHAHAHA(click)
About a minute later this behemoth of a man pulls up in a mini van. Says he lost it last winter and had spent hours looking for it but could never find it. Says I made his and his psyco dogs day. Says I can post him and his dog on the net. Cool!

 

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[Chug And Red]

Hi Sybil Great recovery!!! Chug

 

[colorado14ers]

nice return!

 

[Roland58]

Cool return, AH! But, why "psyco" [sic]? Does she have multiple personalities?

 

[augusthog]

The only Sybil I know is from the book Sybil, a girl that had 13 different personalities. Yea, kinda psyco. Sally Field did a great job playing her in the movie.
Thats what popped into my mind.........

 

[tink]

lol, cute story. Did you really tell him your name was Augusthog?Oh dang thats not your real name is it? GULP

 

[augusthog]

lol, cute story. Did you really tell him your name was Augusthog?Oh dang thats not your real name is it? GULP

August is my middle name. Hog is cause I've been known to ride em, lol

 

[Roland58]

lol, cute story. Did you really tell him your name was Augusthog?Oh dang thats not your real name is it? GULP

Nah, his real name is Philbert Desenex.

tink, if I had to guess, I would think that you are fairly young......no more than early to mid-forties. Had you been born in the forties, you would possibly have knowledge of WW.........Wonder Warthog.

 

[spitfire55]

I like that!...

 

[txconservative]

Awww Sybil is a cutie.... Looks like a Schnauzer