I was recently in Miami and decided to learn the Spanish language, so I could understand the check-outs at McDonalds.
My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.
Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand that first lineâŚ
âTENJOOBERRYMUDSââŚ
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation.
Until you are able to understand the term âTENJOOBERRYMUDSâ.
With a little patience, youâll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goesâŚ
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A todayâŚâŚ.
Room Service : âMorrin. Roon sirbees.â
Guest : âSorry, I thought I dialed room-service.â
Room Service: â Rye . Roon sirbeesâŚmorrin! Joowish to oddor sunteenâ
Guest: âUhâŚ.. Yes, Iâd like to order bacon and eggs..â
Room Service: âOw July den?â
Guest: ââŚ..What??â
Room Service: âOw July den?!?⌠Pryed, boyud, poochd?â
Guest: âOh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.â
Room Service: âOw July dee baykem? Crease?â
Guest: âCrisp will be fine.â
Room Service: âHokay. An Sahn toes?â
Guest: âWhat?â
Room Service: âAn toes. July Sahn toes?â
Guest: âI⌠Donât think so.â
Room Service: âNo? Judo wan sahn toesâ
Guest: âI feel really bad about this, but I donât know what âjudo wan sahn toesâ means.â
Room Service: âToes! Toes!âŚWhy Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?â
Guest: âOh, English muffin!!! Iâve got it! You were saying âtoastâ⌠FineâŚYes, an English muffin will be fine.â
Room Service: âWe bodder?â
Guest: âNo, just put the bodder on the side.â
Room Service: âWad?!?â
Guest: âI mean butter⌠Just put the butter on the side.â
Room Service: âCopy?â
Guest: âExcuse me?â
Room Service: âCopyâŚtea..meel?â
Guest: âYes. Coffee, please⌠And thatâs everything.â
Room Service: âOne Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy âŚ. Rye ??â
Guest: âWhatever you say..â
Room Service: âTenjooberrymuds.â
My next move is to learn Indian, so I can understand my doctors and the person that answers the phone when I have a warranty problem.
Yep, by the time I read this, I was able to understand that first lineâŚ
âTENJOOBERRYMUDSââŚ
In order to continue getting-by in America (our home land), we all need to learn the NEW English language! Practice by reading the following conversation.
Until you are able to understand the term âTENJOOBERRYMUDSâ.
With a little patience, youâll be able to fit right in.
Now, here goesâŚ
The following is a telephone exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and room-service somewhere in the good old U S A todayâŚâŚ.
Room Service : âMorrin. Roon sirbees.â
Guest : âSorry, I thought I dialed room-service.â
Room Service: â Rye . Roon sirbeesâŚmorrin! Joowish to oddor sunteenâ
Guest: âUhâŚ.. Yes, Iâd like to order bacon and eggs..â
Room Service: âOw July den?â
Guest: ââŚ..What??â
Room Service: âOw July den?!?⌠Pryed, boyud, poochd?â
Guest: âOh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please.â
Room Service: âOw July dee baykem? Crease?â
Guest: âCrisp will be fine.â
Room Service: âHokay. An Sahn toes?â
Guest: âWhat?â
Room Service: âAn toes. July Sahn toes?â
Guest: âI⌠Donât think so.â
Room Service: âNo? Judo wan sahn toesâ
Guest: âI feel really bad about this, but I donât know what âjudo wan sahn toesâ means.â
Room Service: âToes! Toes!âŚWhy Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?â
Guest: âOh, English muffin!!! Iâve got it! You were saying âtoastâ⌠FineâŚYes, an English muffin will be fine.â
Room Service: âWe bodder?â
Guest: âNo, just put the bodder on the side.â
Room Service: âWad?!?â
Guest: âI mean butter⌠Just put the butter on the side.â
Room Service: âCopy?â
Guest: âExcuse me?â
Room Service: âCopyâŚtea..meel?â
Guest: âYes. Coffee, please⌠And thatâs everything.â
Room Service: âOne Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy âŚ. Rye ??â
Guest: âWhatever you say..â
Room Service: âTenjooberrymuds.â