The Answer

[bigscoop]

It came to me Christmas morning after rushing to the fireplace mantel to grab my stocking, and there, carefully tucked deep into the bottom of my stocking were three translated ciphers........in some type of ancient, archaic, elf script.

Thank You, Santa! *#!!@#**%!

 

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[Rebel - KGC]

LOL!

 

[Rebel - KGC]

It came to me Christmas morning after rushing to the fireplace mantel to grab my stocking, and there, carefully tucked deep into the bottom of my stocking were three translated ciphers........in some type of ancient, archaic, elf script.

Thank You, Santa! *#!!@#**%!

HA! PROBABLY revenge at you (BS) for the TIKI Bar "happening"; EVERYONE laughed at Santa, when the NYC Rockette with "Rolling Bells" (2!) had him down to his Reindeer "undies" while playing Strip Poker... she was a PRO! Her daytime job was as a Psychologist; very good at BODY LANGUAGE, ppl say...

 

[bigscoop]

Santa wasn't to happy about having to buy his deer back either. Man, she took him to the cleaners. I'll bet she got coal.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Santa wasn't too happy about having to buy his deer back either. Man, she took him to the cleaners. I'll bet she got coal.

Well, you KNOW what you can do with coal...

 

[releventchair]

Baby its coallll out side.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

Now, you know why Chili dogs always howl at night... (TY, Dave Barry).

 

[releventchair]

And why people in the far north wash their cloths in tide. Cause its to cold out tide!.

 

[Rebel - KGC]

And THOSE... are SOME answers!