Digger2
Bronze Member
- Apr 9, 2013
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- Detector(s) used
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XP DEUS,Garrett AT Pro, GTI 2500 ,
Minelab Explorer II
Garrett pointer
Garrett Pro Pointer
Detectorpro Uniprobe
Vibra-tector 730
Vibra-Probe 580
- Primary Interest:
- Metal Detecting
A chicken farmer went to a local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered
a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne too!"
"What a coincidence, "the farmer says, "This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the
woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child, and
today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally
laying eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence...."
a glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass
of champagne too!"
"What a coincidence, "the farmer says, "This is a special day for me,
I'm celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the
woman.
"What a coincidence" says the man.
As they clinked glasses the farmer asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying for years to have a child, and
today my gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man, "I'm a chicken farmer and for
years all my hens have been infertile, but today they're finally
laying eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"
"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence...."
