Minstrel
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The Chicken Farmer
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> A chicken farmer stopped in local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
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> 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'
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> 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'
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> 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
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> As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
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> 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that at last I am pregnant!'
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> 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
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> 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?''
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> I used a different cock,' he replied.
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> The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'
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> A chicken farmer stopped in local bar, sat next to a woman and ordered a glass of champagne. The woman perked up and said, 'How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!'
>
> 'What a coincidence' the farmer said. 'This is a special day for me. I am celebrating.'
>
> 'This is a special day for me too, I am also celebrating,' said the woman.'
>
> 'What a coincidence!' said the farmer.
>
> As they clinked glasses he added, 'What are you celebrating?'
>
> 'My husband and I have been trying to have a child and today my gynecologist told me that at last I am pregnant!'
>
> 'What a coincidence!' said the man. 'I'm a chicken farmer and for years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all laying fertilized eggs.'
>
> 'That's great!' said the woman, 'How did your chickens become fertile?''
>
> I used a different cock,' he replied.
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> The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, 'What a coincidence!'
